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Alright- well there are a few things I just absolutely hate. And one thing I majorly dislike is GIRLS. They have the stupidest sense of humor I have ever seen! They act so much like... well... girls. I know you're all thinking- well what they hell, aren't you a girl?! And the answer is yes- but I don't count as a girl. Niether does Stacey. We are so much like guys that we might as well just be classified as two perverted guys. Actually we're even grosser than most guys out there- which is pretty sad lol. We know more about porn than most of them too! Stacey and I friggin love porn to death! Whoever started it is my effing hero! It is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Its funnier than the funniest comedians all put together! lol. But anyways...
GUYS. They like to talk about what they did with which guy and where. Not my deal. Stacey and I talk about guys behind closed doors and alone. Its not something you blab to the whole world and when girls talk about it- its quite irritating because- WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT THEY DID?! Most of the people I have to hear about doing that stuff I definetly do NOT want a mental picture of them effin doin it durnit! So let's keep it between you, your guy, and your stuffed animals please- we don't care.
WORRIED. Why are girls always so worried? I mean come on kids! "Oh my gosh loook at those guys in aisle 5 in the lawn and garden section at Wal-Mart! Don't do anything stupid. How do I look? Do you think I should go over and ask them where the fertilizer is?!" If Stacey and I wanted some hot guy's attention the best thing would be to walk up to him dressed in our bonnet, a rainbow striped shirt, pink and black fishnet skirt, bright green shiny tights, and snow boots and ask him if he knows where the Vagi-Guard is!!! Why look good? Ya sure as hell got his attention. It's not like he's gonna ask for your number even if you did look good- so please spare us the bullshyt! Look I have to admit Stacey and I Do worry about our weight- but that's it. But that doesn't count. My mom even worries about her weight and she wears a zero- so that one doesn't even count.
GROSSED OUT. Why is it that if you graphically explain the horrific details of your mentrual cycle in public that a girl thinks your disgusting? Everyone knows we've gotta deal with it once a month (unless you're one of the less fortunate and hafta put up with the crap every two weeks) so why be hush hush about it?! It's not like its a secret. Plus you've heard guys complain about "The bitch expects me to know what she's going through, how the hell am I supposed to know?!" Well Stacey and I are the ones to fill the guys in with every little detail about it whether they want it or not. And if you're a girl and happen to hear us explaining every gross thing about it in detail- DEAL WITH IT. We know you know what we're talking about! Even if you say you don't. Don't sit there and tell me you don't blah blah blah. Because we know ya do!
Wll, I guess that's enough for now. I'm sure I'll have much more to post later.
Love,
Shanny
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